Alan Keyes: Flip-flopping to failure

Al Kamen of The Washington Post ran his In the Loop Carpetbagger Deflector contest recently. Here are a few of my favorites that expose Alan Keyes' drive to flip-flopping failure in the Illinois Senate race.

Alan Keyes - representing the interest of all Illinoisans since, well, last Friday.

I intend to walk in the footsteps of Abraham Lincoln - a man who was born outside of Illinois, moved to Illinois, ran for Senate and lost.

Did I say federalism? I meant FedEx - when you absolutely, positively have to get a black Republican overnight.