Bush Jokes Part 1

80% of humor is the truth. These jokes from late night comediens ring true. Espcially in light of the attacks the Bushies are making about Sen. Kerry's honorable record as a war veteran.

"In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part: nobody remembers seeing him there." - Craig Kilborn

"There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots." - David Letterman

"The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The commanding officers can't remember seeing Bush between May and October of '72. President Bush said, 'Remember me? I was the drunk guy." - Jay Leno