Breaking news! Jon Stewart smarter than Bill O'Reilly

Stewart's rapier wit vs. O'Reilly's dull butter knife of doltishness
Bill O'Reilly called Jon Stewart's audience "stoned slackers" when Stewart appeared on Triumph of the Bill. But, wouldn't you know it? Viewers of Jon Stewart's show are more likely to have completed four years of college than people who watch "The O'Reilly Factor," according to Nielsen Media Research. Duh. O'Reilly doesn't exactly need thinking people to do the goose step. Read more.