Bernie Kerik forgot to pay taxes for the nanny

Thank you, Mr. President, for scaring people so that I could get $6.2 million in stock options from my consulting contract with Homeland Security.

Buh, bye, Bernie. Homeland Security appointee Bernard Kerik has withdrawn his candidacy for the position. He says he just remembered that he should have paid taxes for the nanny he employed for years. Oh yeah, that little thing about exercising $6.2 million in stock options he got for a few months' work for Rudi Guliani's "consulting firm" that was being paid by the Department of Homeland Security? Hmmm.