Sponge Bob Gay Pants

In their ceaseless quest to root out homosexuality in all nooks and crannies, the idiots at Focus on the Family are focusing on Sponge Bob Square Pants. Watch out, kids. Watching Sponge Bob will make you gay. And listening to Focus on the Family will make you crazy. (Stream of consciousness...wonder if they're going to come up with Sponge God Square Pants.)