Alberto Gonzalez asks George Bush if he'd like to know obscenity when he sees it

Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez ruled that an obscenity case can be reinstated against Extreme Associates. Gonzalez said, "The Department of Justice remains strongly committed to the investigation and prosecution of adult obscenity cases."

In other news, Gonzalez asked President George Bush if he'd want to "hang out this weekend and check out the entire Extreme Video collection. Purely for research, of course, Mr. President." The president was heard whispering, "Them little girls can run, but they can't hide. Heh-heh."

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