Boy Scout leader arrested on porn charges: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that

Yep, another Boy Scout leader was indicted on porn charges. The beauty is that Douglas Sovereign Smith, Jr. was a national director of the Boy Scout's youth protection league. Gee, if I only had a nickel for every time I heard that a Boy Scout leader was a creep. Oh yeah, the BTK Killer was a Boy Scout leader, too. I'm sure there are lots of good people involved, but it always gives me the creeps when grown men are just a little too into hanging out with adolescent boys who aren't their own. Then again we do have Michael Jackson as well.

Here's my Michael Jackson joke: Michael Jackson asked for a court delay because he said he had to entertain the troops. The judge denied the request. Jackson meant entertain the Boy Scout troops.