Lynne Cheney gets an Easter goose

Second Lady Lynne Cheney got an Easter goose at the White House Easter Egg Hunt today. "Whew," Mrs. Cheney said. "That'll get this little bunny hopping."

While a goose is typically a Christmas tradition, that has sadly been missing at the Vice President's residence. Here's why.

In related news, a group of Christian protesters disrupted the Easter festivities when they chanted, "Murderer, killer. Times a tickin'. Those ova coulda been a chicken."

In other related news, TV psychic John Edward appealed to George Bush and Jeb Bush in the Terri Schiavo case, saying, "Those eggs are definitely clear about what's going on around them."