Michael Jackson: Homo Alone with Macaulay Culkin

In court testimony on Friday reported by MTV.com, Michael Jackson's former chef, Philippe LeMarque, said "he saw Jackson and Culkin playing the "Thriller" video game. LeMarque said the singer was holding the boy up so that he could reach the controls, and that Jackson had his right hand around Culkin's waist and his left hand inside the boy's pants."

Michael said he was just searching for the joystick. WTF, man? Wacko Jacko needs to get a little prison justice. Maybe his cellmate will want to play Thriller with him.