How would George Bush do in Leave No Child Behind?

These dumbasses. George Bush and Company were touting the capture of the Number 3 Al Qaeda operative named Abu Faraj al-Libbi. Small problem: al-Libbi is a third-rate hood; the real bad guy is named Anas al-Liby. Perhaps Team Bush should go back to school. Leave No President Behind.

Note to George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld: LEARN TO READ YOU LYING IDIOTS.

UPDATE: Will has the whole rundown on Attytood.