Ben and Jen and Baby Makes Three

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were married this week. And she's going to have a baby. Tom Cruise has scheduled time on the Today Show to pre-emptively tell Jennifer that there's no such thing as post-partum depression. Brooke Shields says Meanwhile, Tom Cruise can bite it about the Pretty Baby Blues.

Oh, in other news, the Iraq War rages on, and besides the 16 soldiers killed in Afghanistan when their helicopter was shot down by an RPG, the reconnaissance team sent to find the wreckage is also missing. Find that on the front page of whitehouse.gov.