Supreme Court Nominee John G. Roberts Has Republican Hair

I laughed when I saw Stepford Supreme Court Nominee John G. Roberts standing next to George Bush, not because his son, Little Lord Fauntleroy, acted like a little libertarian, but because the first words that came to me were "Republican hair." And on a narrow Google search of that phrase, I found 589 references to that combination. One of my favorites from the search was this piece from Magellan's Log titled Partsalot: Republican Hair and the Coming Plotocracy. Great pictorial of what "Republican hair" is. Since I'm growing my hair longer, it's definitely not Republican hair. In fact, the only Republican hair that I has is on my...oh, never mind.

Update: Attytood has more about the Roberts going into the Way Back Machine.