Advice to Lance Armstrong

Lance,

Don't go with the Marion Berry defense. Goddam bitch set me up just doesn't work. Stop addressing the items one by one. Just say "I didn't use performance enhancing drugs." And end it. Go away. This one will blow over. Don't give them fuel for the fire.

C'mon, man. We're with you. And my sugar packet philosophy applies here: Don't explain. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe you anyway.