George Bush Starts His Campaign for Little League President

George W. Bush started his Bush for Little League President '08 campaign Sunday night in Waco, Texas.

Mr. Bush, whose approval numbers are lower than either Ronald Regan's or Bill Clinton's at this point in their respective presidencies, bypassed Dick Cheney for Vice President of The Little League in favor of Condi Rice, who Mr. Bush told reporters, "juggles balls like no Secretary of State I've seen before." Ms. Rice, when asked about her role in the upcoming Little League President '08 campaign, said, "I'd be honored to serve alongside my husb...er, Mr. Bush as his ball girl. Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl."