Eating pork with a spork

I'm the modern version of The Lazy Blogger, so I'll just say that cutting pork from the Federal budget is possible. ChicagoBoyz has the details.

I do not like pork
Not with a spork
Not with a dork
Not on a bridge
Not with Tom Ridge

I do not like pork
No I don't
Waste federal money
No I won't

With apologies to Dr. Seuss. I'm trying to overcome Lazy Bloggeritis.