New Orleans: White Trash Survival Kit

White Trash Survival Kit
Mustard.............................................check
Cheetos.............................................check
Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................check
Keystone Ice........................................check
Budweiser...........................................check
Red Dog.............................................check
Misc. other cans of alcohol.........................check
Sheet of plywood or door to float your old lady (and booze) on..........check.

(via BH International News)