I'm thinking about becoming a sports agent

T.O. needs a new agent, because that putz Drew Rosenhaus is the world's worst advisor on the planet. Hell, I could screw up a negotiation that badly and I've never even been an agent. So, T.O. I'm throwing my hat in the ring as your sports agent. Call me. Collect. I'm your guy. I'll guarantee that I'll give you advice that's better than Rosenhuas has given you. Seriously.