Remember when Dick Cheney made fun of John Kerry for goose hunting?

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Remember when Dick Cheney made fun of John Keery for goose hunting during the 2004 election? At least Kerry didn't shoot any of his hunting partners. Then again, shooting people is a Dick Cheney/George Bush passion.

Andy Borowitz says the government plans a Cheney Alert System "to warn Americans if an attack by the vice president is imminent."