The Saddest Words in the English Language: No Powerball Winners

This announcement was on the Powerball site this morning: There were no jackpot winners Wednesday, but 830,517 players across the nation won more than $6.8 Million in prizes in America's Game. Bastards. I just knew I was going to win. Ah well, here's to $20 more wasted for Saturday's drawing. $180 million, baby!