Popeye is Dead

From the BH International News Wire comes this breaking news: Popeye is dead. The sailor man was felled not by a blast from Bluto, but from eating E. coli-tainted spinach. In lieu of flowers, please send your donations to the Swee' Pea and Olive Oyl Program to Eradicate Turds in Spinach (sPOOP - EATS).