Isn't the Attorney General Supposed to Be Honest? Or at Least Not a Lying Scumbag?

Isn't the Attorney General of the United States supposed to uphold the laws of the U.S.? And not be one of the biggest liars on the planet? USA TODAY reports:

WASHINGTON — The White House announced today it will make political strategist Karl Rove, former White House counsel Harriet Miers and other officials available for interviews — but not under oath — by congressional committees probing the ouster of U.S. attorneys.

NOT UNDER OATH? WTF? I mean, the unmitigated gall of these people. Maybe the Senate should rendition Gonzalez and apply some of the interrogation techniques he gleefully applied to others. Bet that little bitch would be crying like a baby. And imagine that little piece of milquetoast, Karl Rove, he'd be pissing his Depends.

Dammit. Some things really make me mad.