White Trash Survival KitMustard.............................................check
Cheetos.............................................check
Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................check
Keystone Ice........................................check
Budweiser...........................................check
Red Dog.............................................check
Misc. other cans of alcohol.........................check
Sheet of plywood or door to float your old lady (and booze) on..........check.
(via BH International News)