Wouldn't You Be Embarrassed?

This monster was parked across from me this morning at my train station. I mean, there are big cars, and then there's this behemoth, the my thingy is so small and my sense of what's wrecking the environment is so twisted, besides did I ever mention that I was the starting quarterback in high school? kind of autobeast.

Let It Sn...Uh-Oh

It's January 6, 2007. And in Philadelphia, PA, it's 72 degrees Fahrenheit. I was outiside cutting Snickers the Wonder Dog's nails on the driveway...IN MY BARE FEET AND WEARING A T-SHIRT.

I was going to write, "Let it snow," but I think it might be too warm. Burn, baby, burn, we're gonna burn this mutha down.